My professor may/may not be starting a cult…

A certain professor who shall remain unnamed has started exhibiting behaviors resembling those of a cult leader. I shall not tell you my opinion; I shall merely lay out the facts for your own examination.

POINT A:
He frequently refers to the ‘Kingdom of Kevin.’ Now, is Kevin some strange monarch, or is this a sinister reference to a ‘new god?’

POINT B:
He has mentioned ‘the blood of bulls and votes.’ A simple misspoken phrase, or a disturbing new sacrificial system?

POINT C:
“O Plato, my rock and my redeemer.” Gnosticism?

POINT D:
He and his followers frequently eat strange mushrooms. Not sure what this has to do with cults, but it  is definitely a bad idea.

POINT E:
He has a ‘secret name.’

POINT F:
He often refers to stabbing his followers with pens.

POINT G:
He has a cohort–‘Sparky, the Red Pen.’ Sparky writes by himself.

POINT H:
Calls his followers ‘narks.’

POINT I: (and this is the kicker)
“We don’t believe in the Trinity here.”

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Everything in the preceding post was taken WAAAAAAAAAAY out of context, or was a joke.

This post was not approved by any college or professor.

The author holds herself completely faultless for any action taken as a result of this post.

Thank you.

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