Now that St. Patrick’s Day is over, we can all breathe a little bit easier, knowing that the hordes of crazed irishmen (and women) are appeased for one more year. Lessons learned from this year:
1: It is not a good idea to make any sort of joke that might be costrued in any way as being not totally in favor of Ireland.
2: No one really wants to hear about St. Patrick; if they did, they would ask.
3: Green does not mean edible.
4: see 1, 2, and 3.
Now, if we can just survive ’til Easter…